Yes, I am insane! I am totally freaked out by snakes! I get almost panic attack like symptoms. So , I am sitting in the dining room, look out the window and see this HUGE snake. It totally freaks me out, and I am in the house. I start worrying about what if the kids were out there, blah blah blah....So I take a picture from in the house...trying to get closer with out actually going outside...not close enough. I consider getting in the car and running it over, but decide not to because then the snake might jump up in the engine and come through the floor boards and eat me....See? I am a weirdo!!! Anyway, the snake was staying put, for WAY too long...and guess what!??! It turns out to be a PIECE OF WOOD!!! Ya, I am a retardo!! Whatever, I am just working out..I figure I have to get my heart rate up sometimes! Ummm, and I sent Annie out there to see what it was. I am a bad Mom, huh!??! Tell me that doesn't look like snake!?
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That's too funny. It's intresting the things we are Terrified of... for me cocroaches... it's a good thing we live in Florida where they not only abound but are ginormous....
HAHAHA! I love it Sarah that is awesome!!!! I does us good to be scared of a piece of wood every once in a while. :) hehehe I personally have never experienced such a thing. :) shh
I love that we can admit that stuff and laugh at eachother... You made me smile today Sarah thanks:) Maybe I'll have something for you later... ooh!
I'm with you - - even a piece of wood that looked like a snake would do that to me. You should lose some weight with your heart rate being up like that!! Yuk!
I am surprised you didn't call me to kill it! You are a dork!
I don't think moms are allowed to call their children dorks! Although I too am surprised she didn't call someone for help...hey, its been known to happen!
I had a moment like this...only mine was a HUGE log and I thought it was an alligator...We're special.
Okay... this made me laugh till I cried. You are one ultra brave momma... Sure send your daughter out to be eaten by the snake.... yeah that's okay... and it did at first glance look like a snake...funny girl!
That is SO funny--it really looks like a snake to me! I love that you made your daughter go check...hee hee
that is hysterical! my irrational fear is of highway overpasses. i get sweaty palms and tunnel vision. i HATE them!
Your mom is right. You ARE a dork!! At least it wasn't a mouse!
Sarah,
I laughed untill I cried. I am a fellow dork, so don't feel bad. I have been known to do very similar things. Isn't fun (in the end) to be scared, litaraly silly, sometimes?
Love,
Alicia
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